“Which Eco-Friendly Buddha Are You?
Take this totally-not-serious-but-maybe-a-little-serious quiz to find out which green-living, tree-hugging Buddha matches your vibe. Are you the composting king, the solar-powered sage, or the reusable water bottle warrior? Let’s get zen and eco-friendly at the same time!
Question 1:
You see a plastic bottle on the ground. What do you do?
A) Pick it up, recycle it, and silently judge humanity.
B) Turn it into a DIY bird feeder because Pinterest is life.
C) Leave it—it’s not your mess. (But karma might be watching!)
D) Meditate on it. Maybe it’s a metaphor for impermanence.
Question 2:
Your ideal vacation involves:
A) A yoga retreat in the mountains with zero Wi-Fi and 100% biodegradable everything.
B) Backpacking through a forest where you name every tree and apologize for stepping on twigs.
C) A staycation where you binge-watch documentaries on climate change while eating vegan snacks.
D) A beach cleanup followed by a bonfire with sustainably sourced marshmallows.
Question 3:
Your fridge is:
A) Filled with organic veggies and homemade kombucha.
B) A shrine to leftovers—because food waste is the real enemy.
C) Stocked with whatever was on sale, including that questionable almond milk from last month.
D) Empty, because you’ve mastered the art of fasting and foraging.
Question 4:
When someone hands you a plastic straw, you:
A) Politely decline and whip out your stainless steel straw like a pro.
B) Accept it but feel guilty for days, contemplating your life choices.
C) Use it but promise yourself you’ll plant a tree later to make up for it.
D) Turn it into a tiny flute and play a sad song for the turtles.
Question 5:
What’s your spirit animal?
A) A panda—chill, vegan, and always conserving energy.
B) A honeybee—buzzing around, saving ecosystems one flower at a time.
C) A sloth—slow-moving but lovable, just like your sustainability journey.
D) A squirrel—hoarding acorns and planting trees accidentally.
Results:
- Mostly A’s: You’re the Zen Recycler Buddha! You’ve mastered the art of sustainable living and can sort trash blindfolded. People look up to you (and also wonder how you have so many mason jars).
- Mostly B’s: You’re the DIY Dharma Buddha! You believe in upcycling everything, including your ex’s old T-shirts into reusable shopping bags. Pinterest is your temple, and glue guns are your prayer beads.
- Mostly C’s: You’re the Lazy Lotus Buddha! You care about the planet but also really love convenience. Your mantra is “progress, not perfection,” and honestly, we stan.
- Mostly D’s: You’re the Philosophical Forest Buddha! You spend more time thinking about saving the planet than actually doing it, but hey, awareness is the first step, right?
Now go forth and save the world—or at least remember to bring your reusable bags to the grocery store!”
